Glittering prizes! A human clap-o-meter! A mad night of mythic mayhem! International and London performers unleash their sharp and honeyed tongues to bring you inspiration, celebration and a great night out.

They’ve scoured the world for the gobbiest goddesses, most muscular madams, and life-giving ladies. This is our labour of love.

Which legendary kickass woman will you choose as Supreme Giver of Absolutely No Fucks? No-holds-barred tales to make you want to rip up the rule book and riot.

Two teams of stand-up tale-tellers slam down the stories, with a ref to keep the fight fair. You vote and award the prizes. Who you gonna make top girl?